From the Grammar Police

You can be in a traffic jam, or eating bread and jam, but it’s a door jamb.

“I’m afraid to look!” (Submitted by Tom Peeling)

theastrolab.com)

How can you go past “best?” Otherwise, this is fine. Oh! Wait! What’s a hogdog?

Readers: Find the mistakes on this menu! Provide name and hometown. Send to eliot@eliotkleinberg.com

Readers: "Something Went Horribly Wrong," features samples of bad writing we see nearly every day. You can participate! Be our duly deputized “grammar police:” Your motto: “To protect and correct.” Send in your photos of store signs, street signs, newspaper headlines, tweets, and so on. It doesn’t have to be a grammatical error. It can be just what we call “cowardly writing.” Include your name and home town so we properly can credit you. You're free to add a comment, although we reserve the right to edit or omit. Now get out there! Send to Eliot@eliotkleinberg.com